Monument(al) Presidtial Address

Posted by gmotdcmd on September 30, 2009

CIMG1001 I have been suffering from the creeping death all week and in no condition to address anyone about anything. Here is all I have to offer in ways of advise to avoid whatever I had:

- Don’t snort gin up your nose – ever
- Don’t play beer pong with people who recently had swine flu
- Don’t drool on yourself as you sleep on the plane – your neighbor may poison you
- If you’ve done any or all of the above, don’t recover by drinking for 7 hours at the X

Avoid the clap (and me next week),
Harlan

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